Although not all facts are relevant, here are some of the interesting excerpts from the book:
1) How a man should give a woman directions:
- When a woman says: I'm not upset ---> Meaning: Of course I'm upset!
- It's your decision ---> As long as I agree
- How much do you love me? ---> I did something you won't like
- When he says: I can't find it ---> Meaning: I can't see it, it didn't fall into my hands, so it must not exist!
- We're going to be late ---> I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac.
- Can I help with dinner? ---> Why isn't it already on the table?
- You really look terrific in that outfit ---> Please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving (witnessed this being used by my brothers bila letih waiting mak shopping =P)